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Musical Chairs in Texas
Susan Combs Not to be outdone by Michele Bachmann, Texas Comptroller Republican Susan Combs announced to day that she will not be seeking office again. Speculation is that my State Senator Glen Hagar...
View ArticleDear FEC, Love Rick Perry
Dear FEC, Remember all those reports we filed last year when we tried to get Rick Perry elected President? Well, they were all incomplete. We left out a lot of information about vendors who got paid...
View ArticleTHE Best Michele Backmann Line
James Carville, of course. “God closes one door for Michelle Bachmann and opens three to Louie Gohmert.” And then today, to make it so, Louie says — It is clear that the reason for the collapse was due...
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Because White People RULE!
If every action does indeed have an equal and opposite reaction, then you need to put me and Phyllis Schlafly across the room from each other and then get the hell outta the way. Today, Schlafly said...
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Testing a Mother’s Love
Eugene Robinson has an interesting column this morning calling the GOP “too juvenile to govern.” His contention is backed by examples of silly butt ways the GOP whines about something the Democrats are...
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The Father, The Son, and the Holy Bushmaster
The Goofy Vacuum left by Michele Bachmann has a whole list of applicants and I’m proud to say that most of them are from Texas. Steve Stockman, Louie Gohmert’s philosophical brother and fellow east...
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Would Somebody Please Stand in Front of John Stossel and Holler “Damfool!”...
So, John Stossel, whose flighty superiority grinds on me like a rusty chainsaw, has announced that we don’t need any social programs because “no one died of starvation during the depression.” And John...
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A Circus in Search of a Big Top
In a very Christian move, the First Baptist Church of Helena and the First Baptist Church of Pelham Aladamnbama have tossed the Boy Scouts to the streets. Rev Mike Shaw The Rev. Mike Shaw, pastor of...
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Well, Honey, You Might Be On To Something
Texas Republican women are a species entirely into themselves. I’m not saying b-i-m-b-o, but many of them are a quart low on estrogen and half a bubble off plumb. Cathie Adams Allow me to introduce...
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